The Company Clan Forums

Clan Forums
HomePortalGalleryCalendarFAQSearchRegisterLog in

Share | 

 Lie clocks..........

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
PR Team Member

Number of posts : 2231
Age : 61
Location : Indiana
Registration date : 2008-09-13

PostSubject: Lie clocks..........   Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:46 pm

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 
Back to top Go down

Number of posts : 4022
Age : 41
Location : Santiago, Chile.
Registration date : 2007-03-23

PostSubject: Re: Lie clocks..........   Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:51 pm

lol! lol! lol!


Hey, i might not play golf like Tiger Woods, but i can sure fuck like he does...

Back to top Go down
Chief Financial Officer

Number of posts : 5216
Age : 44
Location : San Francisco, California
Registration date : 2007-02-02

PostSubject: Re: Lie clocks..........   Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:03 pm

LMAO!! Good one David! lol!


Back to top Go down
Sponsored content

PostSubject: Re: Lie clocks..........   Today at 12:08 pm

Back to top Go down
Lie clocks..........
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
» Posters and Clocks by Amanda
» Clocks going back in UK
» DIGITAL CLOCK (seconds & minutes) only
» Alarm Clocks Don't Work for Vampires
» Complete List of Cloud Furnitures W/ Photos!!!

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Company Clan Forums :: Fun Stuff, Jokes, Etc...-
Jump to: