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PrivateLick



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PostSubject: Two Prostitutes   Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:08 pm

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their
car which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00"

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them...."Well, that's a little different,"
the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion"

So the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area
when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.00."



Hope u enjoyed,,,,,Amen Brothers...Has anyone seen Major D,,,,as i am seeking,,,DICK,,,lol
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PostSubject: Re: Two Prostitutes   Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:25 pm

gotta have a good catch phrase!!!!!

good one hunny

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PostSubject: Re: Two Prostitutes   Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:49 pm

hehe nice 1

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PostSubject: Re: Two Prostitutes   Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:30 pm

Lol that was good Smile i actually have a "prostitute" living down the road from me i should tell her this joke...might give her hints to get her out of trouble with the cops Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Two Prostitutes   Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:31 pm

i loved it. Nothing wrong with seeking *Peter*...LMAO,,,,,hopefully tho she wont ever need help, that can be dangerous in more ways than one.
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