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PrivateLick



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PostSubject: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:35 pm

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..."Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"



LMAOOOOO, out of the mouths of babes...
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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:36 pm

LMAO!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:51 pm

Ha!
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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:54 pm

OMG!!! ... Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:58 pm

I don't care about the post Smile. I sure likes the Avatar ya got there Lisa! Smile.

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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:27 pm

Why thank you, Sam. I rather enjoy it myself. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:08 pm

Sam, Don't forget Mystical's Avatar. Wink

Bites and Kisses? affraid

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PostSubject: Re: The Bug   Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:00 am

Lmao yeah thats me!
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