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PostSubject: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeTue Feb 24, 2009 10:44 am

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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PostSubject: Re: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeTue Feb 24, 2009 11:56 am

LMAO!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeTue Feb 24, 2009 12:08 pm

Haha, the first time I read "What are all those clocks?" as "What are all those cocks?"
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PostSubject: Re: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeTue Feb 24, 2009 12:31 pm

slow_assassin wrote:
Haha, the first time I read "What are all those clocks?" as "What are all those cocks?"

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeWed Mar 25, 2009 6:52 pm

that was pretty good i might have to say. but it would be better if hilary clinton had one. i bet it would go faster and faster then bills!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Clinton joke   Clinton joke Icon_minitimeWed Mar 25, 2009 10:06 pm

l0l that is so funny
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