"The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six wont leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 500 words.Finally, I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Pakistan asking if i knew how to drive a truck..."