PFTTTTTTTTT

=[C]=Companyman wrote:

S.O.L. (Shit Outta Luck) again Mario!

Damn, you'd think SOMEONE would take you up on that, just for the baby!... lol! I mean besides, T-Bone...

i quit on having kids after 2 and ended up with 3.... being a single mom my time is too full to deal with a green card seeker....lol i am sure mario would be a great sperm doner but i am not looking for a sperm doner i am looking for someone that knows his place and just STFU

I say the same about the women I've been with. No such thing...they can't stfu.

Mario, how bout a little advice here dude. Why not try that line with a bottle of wine a dozen roses and a smile. You can quit smiling and start being yourself the instant she says, "I do". Just lookin out for ya bud, you aint gettin any younger and them baby makin years are slowly rollin by ya.

p.s. and use your best terminator accent, that shit makes women HOTTTTTTTT.

-Hippie

The_Crusher wrote:

I say the same about the women I've been with. No such thing...they can't stfu.

let's just say i know my place and it isn't quitely standing behind a man

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

let's just say i know my place and it isn't quitely standing behind a man

Uh...... . . ........never mind.

"down under"

pfft.

=[C]=MARIO=[C]= wrote:

"down under"

what my knee????????

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

let's just say i know my place and it isn't quitely standing behind a man

Uh...... . . ........never mind.

i got an erection!

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

The_Crusher wrote:

I say the same about the women I've been with. No such thing...they can't stfu.

let's just say i know my place and it isn't quitely standing behind a man

Front of a man bending....laptop on the back. What a pretty picture!

Rauski wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

The_Crusher wrote:

I say the same about the women I've been with. No such thing...they can't stfu.

let's just say i know my place and it isn't quitely standing behind a man

Front of a man bending....laptop on the back. What a pretty picture!

can we say bobbit????

Goldie Got Eggcited today...... he informed me he was swollen...... it was the size of a Tripple A battery now

Damn, and Gold was just sittin there minding his own business, and BOOM!, she headshots the poor guy!... lol!

=[C]=Companyman wrote:

Damn, and Gold was just sittin there minding his own business, and BOOM!, she headshots the poor guy!... lol!

what else are men good for

Uh..... . . . . ......Nevermind

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

=[C]=Companyman wrote:

Damn, and Gold was
just sittin there minding his own business, and BOOM!, she headshots
the poor guy!... lol!

what else are men good for

Uh..... . . . . ......Nevermind

damn erection won't go down!

=[C]=DocMacabebe wrote:

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

=[C]=Companyman wrote:

Damn, and Gold was
just sittin there minding his own business, and BOOM!, she headshots
the poor guy!... lol!

what else are men good for

Uh..... . . . . ......Nevermind

damn erection won't go down!

easy solution take the banana out of ur pocket and give it to rilla

=[C]=DocMacabebe wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

=[C]=DocMacabebe wrote:

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

[THANATOS].AnGeL wrote:

=[C]=Companyman wrote:

Damn, and Gold was
just sittin there minding his own business, and BOOM!, she headshots
the poor guy!... lol!

what else are men good for

Uh..... . . . . ......Nevermind

damn erection won't go down!

easy solution take the banana out of ur pocket and give it to rilla

OMG?!..

it's ok we know you want to

Nothing satifies a monkey like a Philipino pocket banana!

I'm not gonna touch it.

=[C]=T-BONE=[C]= wrote:

Nothing satifies a monkey like a Philipino pocket banana!

yah too bad they only come on micro and midget sizes

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

I'm not gonna touch it.

i don't blame ya

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

I'm not gonna touch it.

you dont know where its been

=[C]=Maj_Dick=[C]= wrote:

300lb.Gorilla wrote:

I'm not gonna touch it.

you dont know where its been

read my mind