DZimmy

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

Hello guys,
I don't wanna waste your time anyhow, I just have a little question.
I know you used to have (or you still have) a clan member with nick name FireLady (Filipa). I know her for a few years but for last few months she's not responding at all so I'm a bit affraid. I just wanted to ask you guys, since you are the only contact with her for me, don't you know - is she ok? Since she's fire fighter I'm a bit scared.
So if you can tell me and if you trust me I'm not any kind of pervert or something, give me her working email address. If you don't belive me, write her and ask her about DZimmy (Mark, dude from Prague), she will know.
Thanks a lot for a further reply.

Cya guys

DZimmy

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:49 pm

Hmmmmm, a stalker for Firelady? I think I'm jealous... lol! I thought I was the only one peeking in her windows! LMAO!

=[C]=C'man

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

lol
Nah man, all I wanna know is if she's ok. If you know something, please tell me.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:08 pm

She ran away all the way to a cold place called Finland and married a russian dude who has a small but tasty little penis. You dont need to know anything else.

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

Oh jesus...
That was soooo funny...not.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:26 pm

Dont be so senstive Mark, I know we had lovely time in Prague last summer but Lady and I have a new life now and I'm afreaid you're not part of it anymore.

But here's for the memories.

DZimmy 0949_koelntwoboys_med

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:28 pm

-Rauski- wrote:: Dont be so senstive Mark, I know we had lovely time in Prague last summer but Lady and I have a new life now and I'm afreaid you're not part of it anymore.

But here's for the memories.

ROLFLMAO!!! Fucking Rauski lol!

, HAHAHA funny shit bro... lol!

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

Kinda waste of time to even read posts by you.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:30 pm

Damn Rauski, DZimmy is Jelous now puto... lol!

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Seems it was waste of time even write something to this forum.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:33 pm

=[C]=PAPITOMONO wrote:: Damn Rauski, DZimmy is Jelous now puto...

But I'm not sure if he's jealous of lady or me lol!

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I'm jealous of your awesome sense of humor.
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Edit: Long time no post, that one will be complicated, right? Smaaart joke. Something with little penis and gay people? Bravooooo!!!

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:40 pm

Ok getting serious, No we don´t give anybodys works email, so try to contact her by other way, also we don´t give nobodys phone or email address...

Then don´t be such a whiney girl and go somewhere else to get her email... Also we don´t fucking know you, so...

Fuck off

Have a nice day

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

=[C]=PAPITOMONO wrote:: Ok getting serious, No we don´t give anybodys works email, so try to contact her by other way, also we don´t give nobodys phone or email address...

Then don´t be such a whiney girl and go somewhere else to get her email...

Fuck off

Have a nice day

Ok, ok the main thing is if she's ok. Seems you dunno too.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:49 pm

Hahahahaha...love this fellow. Only if Lady would see this as well Very Happy

Just a thought...I believe we all know who would wear the pants in their relationship lol!

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:05 pm

It's NOT who wears the pants... it how to get them OFF of her... lol!

In MY family, I wear the pants. Unfortunately, my WIFE runs the zipper....

Zimmy, try sending her a PM or an email through her tracker account.

Good luck, and next time... buy a thicker skin! In THIS clan, you're swimming with the sharks.

=[C]=Companyman

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2009-06-22

=[C]=Companyman wrote:: It's NOT who wears the pants... it how to get them OFF of her... lol!

In MY family, I wear the pants. Unfortunately, my WIFE runs the zipper....

Zimmy, try sending her a PM or an email through her tracker account.

Good luck, and next time... buy a thicker skin! In THIS clan, you're swimming with the sharks.

=[C]=Companyman

Tried everything.
Yea I know you guys. Btw. you're hell of a good on Bridge but sense of humor of some members is kinda low...

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:53 pm

do you ever not talk shit ? maybe this is why she is not responding to you.....

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:09 pm

=[C]= MrCDub wrote:: do you ever not talk shit ? maybe this is why she is not responding to you.....

X2

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:21 pm

DZimmy wrote:

=[C]=Companyman wrote:: It's NOT who wears the pants... it how to get them OFF of her... lol!

In MY family, I wear the pants. Unfortunately, my WIFE runs the zipper....

Zimmy, try sending her a PM or an email through her tracker account.

Good luck, and next time... buy a thicker skin! In THIS clan, you're swimming with the sharks.

=[C]=Companyman

Tried everything.
Yea I know you guys. Btw. you're hell of a good on Bridge but sense of humor of some members is kinda low...

your the one without a sense of humour taking shit so seriously all the time, Rauski is doing his best to tell you where fire has gone but you throw it back in his face! hes just horny thats all Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:10 pm

you are sweet but why ask all these questions about Fire? ..do you feel horny today? bounce

seriously don't worry to much or ur balls will sag.

suffice to know she is in good hands and is OK.

Subject: Re: DZimmy Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:39 pm

I think it's safe to say, "If she wanted you to know where she is... she'd have told you."

=[C]=C'man

Subject: Re: DZimmy Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:45 am

DZimmy wrote:: Tried everything.
Yea I know you guys. Btw. you're hell of a good on Bridge but sense of humor of some members is kinda low...

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Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.

One guy says "Lets flip for it"

But another says "No, Lets flip it over"

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Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

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Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

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Subject: Re: DZimmy Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:00 am

Quote :: Construction worker on the 5th floor of a
building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground
floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on
the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I",
pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth
in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls
down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker
on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and
says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm
coming!"

LOL

Subject: Re: DZimmy Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:53 am

LMAO! Funny shit jenty Very Happy