A rabbit joke!

Subject: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:09 pm

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can
I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'.
The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and
a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and
eats the toastie, he then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a
Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now
intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub
(because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the
toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and
says 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie,
please barman'. The crowd is hushed as the barman
gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into
applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub,
coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons
attending, the barman is making more money in one week than
he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A
Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please
barman', smiling and accepting the tributes of the
masses. The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old
mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese
Toasties'.

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost
a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and
says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion
Toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says,
'Are you sure I will like it?' The masses bated
breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a
roguish smile says 'Do you think that I would let down
one of my best friends, I know you'll love it'.
'Ok' says the rabbit,' I'll have a Pint of
Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie'. The pub erupts
with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the
toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the
barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which
were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty
bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The
barman says, 'Who are you' To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your
public house'. The barman says, 'I remember you, you
made me famous, you would come in every night and have a
Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to
see you and this place was famous' The rabbit says,
'Yes I know'. The barman said, 'I remember, on
your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese
Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead' The
rabbit said 'Yes, you promised me that I would love
it'. The barman said 'You never came back, what
happened?'

'I DIED', said the Rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.

After a short pause. The rabbit said...

'Mixin'-me-toasties'

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:35 pm

I don't get it...

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:46 pm

Well I'm confused as hell.. must be a british thing

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:50 pm

lol i dont get it either

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:04 pm

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:32 pm

Myxamatosis

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:27 pm

ok.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:37 pm

SeeYourDoom wrote:: Myxamatosis

and what does that have to do witht the joke? scratch

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:04 pm

Oh I get it now...A joke that's not funny...

lol!

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:39 pm

slow_assassin wrote:: Oh I get it now...A joke that's not funny...

care to tell the rest of us? Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:44 pm

Myxomatosis:

Myxomatosis (commonly called 'myxo') is a disease which affects rabbits. It is caused by the Myxoma virus. First observed in Uruguay in the late 1800s, it was deliberately introduced into Australia in 1950 in an attempt to control rabbit infestation and population there; see rabbits in Australia. It was introduced illegally to France in 1952 and as a result spread to the rest of Europe.

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:02 pm

=[C]=Goldmagic wrote:

slow_assassin wrote:: Oh I get it now...A joke that's not funny...

care to tell the rest of us? Rolling Eyes

'Mixin'-me-toasties' has a vague pronunciation similiarity with Myxamatosis which is a disease that kills rabbits.

I would normally say explaining a joke ruins it, but in this case there's not much to ruin. lol!

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:54 pm

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:23 am

=[C]=Maj_Dick=[C]= wrote:

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:28 am

=[C]=Maj_Dick=[C]= wrote:

Now that on the other hand is funny as shit...I think the original joke was just above my IQ range...

Subject: Re: A rabbit joke! Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:28 am

Sry guys, Yes its an awful groaner of a joke, bit too regional I suppose.

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